The secret rants of a American teenager

I'm bored. Really bored. Wanna know why? CUUUUUUUUZ, Katy told me to get on the computer at noon. Mhm.

She's not on. ¬_¬ And it's THREE FUCKING THIRTY!!
Ugh.

Uhm...I'm bored. Hedwig needs to get her feathery ass on here. Cuz...I have no one to talk to :[ I'm doing some stupid English paper...I'm supposed to interview someone...so I'm gonna interview my Grandma about her reaction to the Japanese bombing Pearl Harbor......-_- SOMEONE GET ON HERE!!

uhm...how am I a better person today then i was ten years ago...hm.....let's see.....i'm not waddling around as a 3 year old and doing nothing. I have a life =]

Dude, everyone RUN THE FUCK AWAY! Katy's got THREE BOTTLES OF COKE FOR HERSELF! Run RUN RUN people!


On a slightly calmer note, THE TWILIGHT DVD IS AWESOME! Like, fo sho people. I watched it three times in one night, then watched it with the commentary a fourth time. I would be like, on my 7th or 8th time if I actually OWNED the DVD, but my sister and her roommate bought it, and I don't have the money, so.......My favorite line was probably "I leave you alone for two mintues and the wolves decend" x] when I saw it in the theater with my sister and her roommate, they hadn't read the books, so they had no idea what that meant and I was laughing my ass off for the rest of the movie. Anyway.....yeah.....

Anyway, RUN!!

Okay, I had the best, fucking dream EVER! Well, maybe not...but...<3

Ok, so here's how it went. I was in this club like thing with Katy....AAAANd, guess who shows up..? That's right. Taylor Lautner. Katy, I don't know why, is lying down, cuz she has a hangover or something.....And Taylor's hand brushes mine....and I'm all shivering. And he goes 'Are you cold?' and I'm like 'not really....' and he goes and gives me his sweater....and then he is all smiling at me.....And then, like, his agent person calls him away....and I run over to Katy. And she's asleep....And I wake her up, and she's all 'rawr' because I have Taylor's shirt. Then he comes back, and he signs Katy's jacket, which she then starts to hug, and I go to dance with Taylor.

Then, *ahem* well, I'll spare you the details....x] I think you get the point.

I'm bored. And I haven't posted in a week....And my sister was on the computer ALL FUCKING DAY yesterday cuz she had *college homework*. So....Ya...I posted :\ Now I'm still bored. No one's oooooon to taaaaaalk to. Rawr.

Okay, so I just had Family Movie Night (gayness, I know), and we watched Help, starring the Beatles! <3 Awesome! And effing hilarious, too. Well anyway, Now I'm fucking freezing my ass of and tired, so I'm going to go to my nice, warm, soft bed. I might be on tomorrow...and Katy BETTER BE ON! Cuz like...I wanna talk to someone and xat isn't working...-_-

OMFG!! I cannawt believe how many things I got Nat to say!!! Here's a list of the things he said to me/Katy/and or Beth

1. "Hey Katy."

2. "Maybe a little"

3. "Hello to all those Penny Lane girls"

4. "Who is Gumby?"

5. "The green guy?"

6. "I'm Thinking of You Penny Lane Girls"

9:49	Nat Wolff:  the green guy?

And:

9:54	Nat Wolff:  penny lane girls!! i've already said that. but i'm still thinking about you

[Again, I cut out the lil bratty unsignificant people's posts]

Not to mention I posted, several times, a comment that said "There's no escaping it; Nat Wolff is Team Jacob!!" x] since he said Maybe a little....x]]

And the LAST POST on the live chat was MINE! It said:

10:02

[Comment From ♥§♥] Nat, can you say 'I love you Kat in the Hat and Beth in the Sky'

x] Sorry Beth and Kat....I tried.....But all in all, this was the best night of my life!

OMFG!! People!! Live Chat with Nat and Alex!!! x] he friggin said Katy's name, theeeeeeeeeeen, here's it COPIED AND PASTED. So it ACTUALLY SAID IT!!

8:46	[Comment From SetFireGirl]  Nat will you please say Maybe A Little? It would mean the world to me

8:48	Nat Wolff:  hi to all those girls at Penny Lane

x] okay, so I deleted a bunch of other shizzy comments in there....-_- but SetFireGirl is me -obviously- and Katy at Penny Lane is, of course, Katy. I canNAWT believe Nat effin Wolff said maybe a little! When he comes back on after the show, I'm going to spam it up and say 'No escaping it; Nat Wolff is TEAM JACOB!!!' x] inside joke there....

Okay, I am so fucking mad . Do NOT talk to me, unless you're Katy, in which case, you can. I need to rant. So I was just minding my own business, la di da. Then I see this blog post of a former friend's. And I say FORMER, cuz the blog post plus her bitchyness from the past four months just ended the somewhat friendship between us. She can go to hell and burn in all her pure-Christian-goodness.

Her blog, which totally pissed me off, was all about how she loves the Twilight Saga, but hates it becuase everyone else is making such a big deal. She called Taylor Lautner ugly, which is TOTALLY a federal offence. She said, and I quote, 'So Taylor Lautner hit the gym. Big fricking deal!! He's "hotter", so that automatically makes Jacob soooo much better. (IMO, Taylor Lautner is still pretty darn ugly...'

Well fuck to you too Ms. I'm-so-perfect-becuase-I-care-so-much-about-using-*proper*-English-on-the-internet.

I'm fucking shaking and in tears. 

What is so wrong with having a dream boyfriend?! Can't I just enjoy myself? Can't I love Taylor because he's a friggin God on earth? 

He is hot and just because Taylor is hot, doesn't mean thats the only reason I'm Team Jacob. Jacob is friggin FUNNY and SWEET and GODLY. I am Team Jacob and Team Taylor. I am Team Foursome people. So back off, bitch.

If you have any brains, you know that 90% of the time, homeschoolers are smarter than public school brats. I can use perfect grammar, I choose not to.

Why? Because it's more convient! Get over yourself. You're not some holy freak who can classify me a 'Fangirl who ruins everything'. It's people like you who ruin things with your crazy hopless fetishes, like 'H/Hr' and other shit like that. Leave things how they should be. Crawl into some god awful and ignore the world. Leave me alone.

Thank you.

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